BERMUDA (PLACE OF NO RETURN): Episode 1-The End

BERMUDA(a place of no return)

EPISODE 2.

WRITTEN BY Nnenne uju izuanagbara.

EVANGELIST KELVIN WALKED INTO PASTOR HEAVENSON’S OFFICE.

-kelvin, Please be fast with whatever you want to say. I am very busy. As you can see, work is SERIOUSLY going on in my church. I need to be around everywhere to make sure things are properly done.

-hmmm, pastor Heavenson. i can’t believe you could do such to me.

-i don’t UNDERSTAND Please. what did i do?

-hmmm, i heard everything. The little boy, ANDRE who was healed in the crusade, i heard his father was looking for me. Pastor Heavenson, you gave him a wrong phone number just so he won’t get to me. He gave you money to give to me,you held it to yourself. I also heard he got me a brand new car. Pastor Heavenson,(in tears) why? i was the instrument the Lord used.

-you are talking trash. Instrument under which grace? under which ANOINTING? Why DIDN’T the miracle occur in your church? why did ir happen in mine? listen to me, wisdom is profitable to direct. I have suffered in this work of ministry and i will be the worse fool to allow this wonderful OPPORTUNITY pass me. Thank you for coming to that crusade. As a matter of fact, i have SOMETHING for you.

PASTOR HEAVSON OPENED HIS DRAWER AND BROUGHT OUT AN ENVELOPE. HE HANDED IT OVER TO EVANGELIST KELVIN.

-take, this is five hundred thousand Naira. You know the bible says it is not good to give the food meant for children to the dogs but the dogs can eat the crumbs from the master’s table.

EVANGELIST KELVIN WHO WAS FILLED WITH TEARS OUT OF RANGE AND ANGER SLAPPED PASTOR HEAVENSON.

-how dare you HEAVENSON??? how dare you???.. you call me a dog? you thief, imposter, greedy devil. You dare open that gutter you call a mouth and call me a dog?

-well yes, hahahahaha, pastor HEAVENSON laughed. you just behaved like one. Anointed Evangelist indeed. hahahahaha, what did you just do? you slapped me. you slapped? if you were throughly Anointed, you will not raise your fist on your fellow human being. You do not deserve the blessings that comes with ANOINTING because you are not Anointed. Do you now believe that it was MY ANOINTING that worked through you? Kelvin grow up. when lions and leopards in ministry like us come out, cats like you should hide your faces in terrible shame. I collected your slap with laughter. That is what ANOINTING does. You are empty, spiritually worthless, physically powerless, possesed with demons. You are no match for me in ministry.

EVANGELIST KELVIN COULD NO LONGER CONTROL HIMSELF. HE LANDED A HEAVY PUNCH ON PASTOR HEAVENSON. THE PUNCH TORE PASTOR HEAVENSON’S MOUTH.

-hahahahha, shaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee. pastor HEAVENSON shouted.

-i will deal with you. Evangelist KELVIN fired back.

-you will do nothing. i am a man who is possesed with the heart of christ. The five hundred thousand is still Avaliable. you can swallow your classless pride and pick it up. You really need it.

EVANGELIST KELVIN TURNED AND TRIED TO WALK AWAY, HEPAUSED, WENT BACK AND GAVE PASTOR HEAVENSON THE PUNCH THAT THREW HIM OFF BALANCE.

-you have not heard the last of me HEAVENSON. They call you HEAVENSON, i will make you pass through H£LL.

PASTOR KENNEDY WAS COUGHING AND COUGHING OUT BL00D. HE SCREAMED AT EVANGELIST HEAVENSON.

-shammmmmeeee. looser!!!! Anointed for punches. i am the real man of God here. The Lord shall fight for me and i shall hold my peace.

EVANGELIST KELVIN WALKED OUT OF PASTOR HEAVENSON’S OFFICE WITH SO MUCH RAGE. LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT EVERY SCENE THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN HIM AND PASTOR HEAVENSON, THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESS WATCHED.

————IN THE MARINE KINGDOM————.

THE QUEEN OF THE COAST OF THE 7th MARINE REGION WATCHED.

-Beautiful, lovely, nice. we have him now. This is our OPPORTUNITY. He is Vulnerable now. Release the demon of discouragement after him now. Release the fierce one. It is so amazing how the mighty fell so so easy. hahahahahahahahahahaha. Wow EVANGELIST KELVIN. ATLAST!!!

IMMEDIATELY EVANGELIST KELVIN STEPPED OUT, THE FIERCE DEMON WENT IN IMMEDIATELY. HE TOOK A BIKE HOME. ON THE BIKE HE CRIED. HE GOT TO HIS HOUSE AND COULD NO LONGER TAKE IT. HE KEPT HEARING THE WORDS OF PASTOR HEAVENSON ECHO, HE CRIED AND CRIED. AS IF THE TORTURE WASN’T ENOUGH, HIS MOTHER CALLED HIM.

-hello, mum.

-kelvin, how are you?

-i’m fine ma.

-you don’t sound fine.

-i am fine mum.

-Alright. This is mber month o. i just called to remind you. last two years, your younger brother Donald gave me 150 thousand for christmas, Princess, your younger sister gave me 2000usd from America. Franklin, your yougest brother filled the house with food stuff, bought 3 goats for christmas, still added wrapper ontop. All you, my first son and first child could bring is milo and milk with two loaves of bread and your usual slang, “God is working things out”. i replied AMEN. Last year, your younger brother Donald, gave me 500, 000, renovated our house, bought big gen, provided water system. your younger sister, princess, sent me boxes of goddies and 1500usd. Franklin, as usual filled the house with food, meat, drink, people were TROOPING in and out of our house. What did you bring? your usual, milo, milk and bread. This time around you managed to add one.wrapper and blouse and five thoudand Naira and your usual slangs “God is working things out”.
Please, listen and listen good, if you are not coming home with something reasonable, Please don’t come. I don’t want your brothers to be indirectly insulting church people. I am a christain. you are the only one who followed my footstep in that accept. You are Anointed. Why hasn’t your Anointing fetched you things people can see and say that God is good for real in your life. You see this December, don’t come home. Go to camp. yes, Go to camp.
ABEL your cousin, is also an EVANGELIST, havn’t you seen the edifice he mounted in his father’s house? The kind of cars he rides, is your own DIFFERENT? Go to camp. Pray yourself out. i am your mother and i won’t deceive you. I am ashamed seeing you the way you are. Dont come home if there is no change, vivid change. Dont worry, i will send those things you like to take back to the city when going back. it’s rice, groundnut oil, tin tomato, emmmm, dried meat, what again? remind me na, ehen drinks, hello, remind me now, hello,

EVANGELIST KELVIN THREW HIS PHONE AGAINST THE WALL AND SCREAMED.

-what kind of life is this Gooooooodddddddddddd!!!!

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