???CRAZY P.A???
SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
BY AUTHORESS LIGHTNESS
CHAPTER 1
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?ROSE’S POV?
“Arggg”I screamed as I landed on the floor
“Mom”i whined as I glared at her “You are late for work again Rose…do you want to get fired again?”she shouted like a mad woman while I just laughed
“You look like Cinderella’s evil sister”i said still laughing
“You ungrateful girl! “She shouted as she took her shoe off to hit me but I was too fast to get to the bathroom door and lock it
“Yeah sure evil step sister “I said I could feel her boil the more with anger
That is just our everyday routine…Oh mind my manners..I am Rose Turner a 22 year old girl who has been fired more than five times since I graduated 2 years ago
You could say I am crazy with the brains…Cause every boss of mine like me for my smartness but I annoy them with my craziness and disobedience attitude that they end up firing me
I am now working for Mr Jordan Johnson but I call him double J…he is quiet serious and scary for a human being but I don’t care
I finished bathing and got out from the bathroom to find my mom gone
I went to my closet and wore my street dancing clothes…today is my dance day
I bounce walked downstairs and as I got downstairs my mom and dad were seated eating breakfast
“Hello my Rose flower”my dad said dramatically making me laugh…you could say I got my craziness from him
“Hello my crazy buddy “I said sitting down to eat pretending like I don’t see my mom’s glares
“You are going to work like that ?”mom said looking at me from head to toe
My hair was even tied up as a messy bun..”Yes evil step sister “I said trying to eat
“Rose you do realise you are a P.A not some joker”she said while I mimicked her…That has been her motto for the past few months
Dad laughed as I mimicked her but my mom picked an apple to hit me but I caught and ran out
“Bye crazy buddy and evil step sister”i shouted as I went to my car
It was really cute with its blue perfect colour…I started to play the 80s hip-hop and made sure I increased the volume till the end
Mom came into the garage running while I just rode away nodding my head to the music
People were looking at my car weirdly but I didn’t care as I got to work and got out people were shocked to the point that they started laughing while some took videos
I just turned off my music to meet up with my scary but cute boss looking at me angrily
“Whats up double J “I said trying to sound like a rapper
“What are you wearing and what kind of music is that and I why do you always act so crazy?? “he asked so much questions that I just blocked my ears
“One question at a time boss one question at a time”i repeated my words still trying to sound like a rapper
“Follow me”he said in a bossy tone “Sure thing nigga”i said and took my apple as I started bounce walking to his office
“Get to work”he said as he gave me some files grumply
That is what I like about my boss…he never get angry unlike those past stupid bosses
“Up to it nigga”i said as I chewed my apple annoyingly hoping he could get angry and fire me
One fact about me is that I hate work but no this hard headed boss of mine won’t fire me
“Get to work and I am not your nigga”he said making me laugh
“You are so funny..finish that” i said and put my halfly eaten apple on his table
“Nigga”i winked as i got outside his door…
I heard him call me btch but who cares
I got to my office and put on my 80s hip-hop loud music
I was still dancing when my speaker flew hitting the wall causing it to break into pieces
“Stop annoying me!! “my boss shouted “why are you so angry guy??”I asked innocently
He hissed and walked out while I chuckled…he will fire me soon enough and he will pay for my speaker
I got to work and 2 hours later I was done….time to get my boss tea
I walked downstairs and made his tea the way he liked it
I went to my office and poured the special ingredient which will make him spend some few hours in the toilet and he will finally fire me
I walked to his office with a bold and serious face “here is your tea boss”i said and gave him with a bow
“You are late by the way” he said trying to hide his surprised face..
I have never talked to him with so much respect since day one
He gulped the whole thing while I smirked evily…
I sat down and looked at him as he started to move uncomfortably
I laughed when he ran to his restroom built in his office
“Rose!”he shouted while I laughed uncontrollably “That’s for breaking my sweet speaker”i shouted as I continued laughing
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