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By: Victoria Peter
??CHAPTER 18??
?BRYAN?
“Come on Mr Bryan don’t tell me you are jealous of Damon huh?”
She gasped faking surprised.
“What the fvck! Me jealous of Damon huh? I will rather get jealous of a donkey than get jealous of someone like Damon.”
I said with an eyes rolled.
Damon placed his hand on his chest faking hurt……
“Ouch that hurts you just broke my heart man.”
And we bursted into laughter.
“Mr Bryan you act like a child sometimes what do you mean you will rather get jealous of a donkey than getting jealous of Damon huh? In fact you remain me of those kids that will first start a fight and when the fight is getting hot they will me like i am gonna tell my mommy.”
She faked a baby voice.
“What! Me a child? Unfortunately i can only see just one child here and she’s wearing a boyfriend ripper Jean trouser with a brown top.”
I mocked and she faked tears.
“Don’t feel to hurt my senorita what you just said was typical Bryan when we were kids he will be the first to start a fight and end up crying in the end.”
“Come on Damon don’t mock me in front of miss loud mouth at least i fked before you the almighty bada$$ n1gga.”
I was saying when i felt a hard knock on my head and for five seconds i couldn’t see clearly.
“Ouch!”
I winced holding my head while my stupid best friend was laughing at me like a lunatic.
“Hey miss what was that for huh?”
I asked sending murderous glares at loud mouth.
“I actually didn’t give you a hard knock if it was my nanny she would have made use of a kitchen spoon.”
She uttered.
“But what did i do wrong i was just telling you i fvcked my first pvssy before Damon.”
And boom came another hard knock.
“Ouch come on miss loud mouth kill me already i didn’t do anything wrong.”
I winced almost in tears.
I wonder how a woman’s hand can be this painful like that of an iron bender.
“Senorita what Bryan was about telling you is that even though he wasn’t a strong fight he was a good fker.”
And that earned him a thunderous knock at the back of the head and he lost his balance and landed on the ground and i bursted into uncontrollable laughter.
“When was the last time you guys went for a proper confession at the church huh?”
Ashley asked with a disgusting expression on her face.
“I don’t think i can even remember maybe ten years ago or even more.”
I replied mockingly.
“That answers it all you guys are wallowing in sin and you need to give your lives to Christ that’s if you wonna make heaven.”
She said with an eyes rolled.
“I don’t mind going to h’ll as long as there are many holes to fk.”
Damon muttered under his breath but i heard it any way.
“What did you say Damon?”
She asked with a dev1lish grin on her pretty face.
Wait a minute did i just say pretty? Don’t mind me that was just a mistake.
“What did i do wrong senorita is this how you are gonna treat me when we finally get married huh.”
“What! Damon i thought you were in love with a$$….”
I was saying when he cut me off.
“Shut up! Just shut that thing you call a mouth before you start talking crap.”
He half yelled and i bursted into laughter.
“What are you two grown up babies hiding huh? Talk before i bring out the detective Ashley inside me because i will surely find out.”
“No nothing at all he was just about saying he has already given his blessings for our wedding isn’t that right Bryan?”
Damon asked giving me a scary look.
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“Ohhh of course yes but not for the marriage aspect Damon is not in anyway close to being a good husband material, his a ¢©ck.”
I said whispering the last words into her ears.
“Arggh!”
She yelled and we bursted into laughter.
“You two need to go for confession of sin, in fact let me go discuss it with aunty Rita because if you two like it or not you are going for the confession.”
She said and stormed out.
“Where you actually going to tell her i do both male and female huh? Or were you gonna tell her i am g@y?”
“Maybe for the g@y aspect but not the both holes aspect because it’s kinda irritating to say.”
I replied with a disgusting expression.
“Shut up you are not any different from me being an ex playboy doesn’t make you any different from a playboy.”
He replied with an eyes rolled.
“At least i don’t sleep around dummy.”
I mocked.
“Yeah at least i don’t starve myself of sx when i don’t even know if the person i am starving myself for isn’t sleeping around with any man she sees.”
He said and my facial expression change.
I don’t even know why i am always angry when ever someone talks bad about my fiancee.
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