EGG OF LIFE 6
WRITTEN BY NNENNE UJU IZUANAGBARA.
Susan is sitted in her office when madam Sylvia walked it.
-just imagine the gold digger. Sitting on a stolen seat. Whatever you have used on my son that has made him despise us and love you, you had better start unusing it now or else, ISHI-ISHI will come for your head. You sw1ne.
-hahahahaha, mother in-law susan replied, (she enchanted with ishi-ISHI’s slogan) “IKE DI NA AKWA NDU”.(There is power in the egg of life) I hope you can relate. AGWO ISHI-ISHI ANAGHI ELO IBE YA. (Ishi-ishi snake doesn’t swallow it’s kind) i hope you can also relate. Mama, unu merem thirty makachi(mama you guys really dealt wit me.) i know what you know. My candid advice, go home and mourn your loss i na nu? Have you heard?) Makana,okwa ifulu oche a, egwigom codedly.(you see this chair, i have come to stay). You can’t do anything about it. Please if you don’t mind, I’m very busy. Excuse me.
Mama was lost. She couldn’t believe what she just heard.
-susan, i thought you were a church girl. How come you know ISHI-ISHI?
-oh really ? Sorry to disappoint you ma’am. Are you not a CHRISTAIN MOTHER?, Mother in isreal, and you shameless boast of ishi-ishi openly. Your likes push people into doing what they don’t want to do. For once, let me see you and your daughters suffer. You had better dance to this tune because you have no choice. I know what you know. (Her phone rang. She picked.) hello, this is the office of the C.E.O of TONY BRASS. (To her mother in-law) let’s call it a day.
MADAM SYLVIA COULDN’T TAKE IT. SHE DROVE TO HER FRIEND’S PLACE. MADAM GOLD.
-Gold, madam sylvia called. I’m finished. Argh! I’m finished ooooo.
-sylvia what is it? Nwa put yourself together biko. Who is making you feel this way ? Onye ahu ajukwara ese? (the person didn’t ask questions ?)
-My daughter in-law. She has ruined me (crying)
-what? Sylvia, i can’t believe this. You are crying for that cockroach ? Who is she? Esi be ya eje be onye? (Who knows her?) Nwa, you can’t be crying ruin when you have ishi-ishi.
-now that’s the point. SHE IS A MEMBER. Gold i’m doomed. I’m about to loose everything.
-CHIM OOOOOOO screamed madam gold. Ngwere agbakwanu aji ooooo. (My God, lizard has grown hairs) what ? Hmmmm, this is hard. Don’t worry. We shall visit ishi-ishi tomorrow.
——-That night Tony called his mum———
-hello son, how are you?
-i don’t have time for pleasantries tony replied. You are to vacate that ware-house at park avenue in 3 days. My wife will be needing it for her lace material coming in this week. Failure to comply will attract forceful eviction. Good night.
-hello, hello, Tony you can’t be serious. This is so not fair. (He had already dropped )
I swear to God susan, i will kill you.
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