SHE’S C®AZY BUT SHE’S MINE
Written by AUTHORESS Sylvia 😘 😘
🍑 ALBERTO 🍑
I went into my room, boiling with anger.
But I dare not show it. That would make the cr@zy brat happy.
All these while… She cooks? Why the h*ell…?
God… I was angry.
And hungry. I was tempted to go into the kitchen but I knew that would mean begging her.
Cursing terribly,I walked into the bathroom to take a shower.
When I got back inside the bedroom, accident was already on the bed, gaping at me.
“You may not look at me.” She said loudly.
I laughed angrily. “And who is look at you,wifey? Are you that beautiful?” I taunted.
“Of course I am,you man whore” Accident raved.
My heart skipped a beat. Did she already found out I went to Blair’s place.
Who cares? Blair only gave me what she couldn’t offer.
I looked at Accident, wondering what making love to her would be like. I shook the thought out of my head. That’s never gonna happen!
“Stop calling names else I’m gonna report you to my mom!” I blurted out.
Accident put on a meek look and rubbed her fists on her eyes like a baby. “Mummy’s boy!You are such a cry baby! Go on and tell her. You can’t do better than that!”
” You know what,I can’t wait to pay up whatever mom collected from your parents so j can divorce you already!” I yelled at her before dropping into bed. I turned my back against her and closed my eyes.
“Suit yourself! Suit yourself, Alberto!” I heard her snap behind me and turned away too.
I smiled as I turned away from the door. All the while they argued,I was standing outside the door, listening.
If only Albie would calm down and tolerate Mirabella for a day…he would be able to correct her manners.
How do I come in and help these couple?
Can I really make them love each other? Well well well…. let’s see!
I Know exactly what to do!
I laughed silently as I looked into the living room and saw Mirabella dancing with headphones on her ears.
She danced so cr@zily with her hands flying in the sky.
She climbed the chairs and jumped on them like a toddler.
What the h*ell is wrong with her? Does she even know she’s married?
Quietly,I tiptoed toward her and tickled her from behind.
Mirabella screamed and fell off. I laughed so hard my heart hurts.
She looked up with annoyance and yanked off the headphones. “What the h*ell was that! You scared me!” She cried.
” Oh sorry!” I said and laughed more.
To my h0rror, Mirabella picked up the remote control on the table and flung it toward me.
I gasped and dodged it immediately.
Then she fell off laughing. She actually think it’s funny! What if she smashed the innocent control on my head!
Really cr@zy indeed!
“Now we are even!”She said after laughing.
I shook my head. “That was dangerous. You could have damaged that” I said, picking up the remote control.
Mirabella shrugged. “But I didn’t.”
“Yeah… Because I dodged it, Mirabella. Things aren’t done that way, okay? You have to be a perfect gentle woman. When you do things rashly…. You are gonna be referred to as Clumsy. ” I said smiling.
Mirabella looked at me and nodded. ” You think I’m being rash?” She asked.
“Not really, Mirabella. You are a good woman… I hope Albie realises that before it’s late.
So…. It’s still early in the morning? You wanna go workout with me? ” I said smiling.
Mirabella smiled back happily. “Wow! I had love to! It’s been long I did that!” She said happily.
” Come on! Let’s go get ready! Though you really don’t need a work out. You look fit already!” I said and laughed as we ran off.
🍑 ALBERTO 🍑
I stretched and yawn as I got out of bed. Accident was already out of bed… Where the h*ell is she?
I hope she isn’t with Liam right now?
I heard laughter down the window. I rushed over and parted the curtains.
I looked down and almost had an heart attack.
There was Liam holding my wife’s perfect shaped h!ps as they jogged together.
I looked harder again and couldn’t believe I’m looking at accident.
She looked like a s*xy school girl in her gym outfit!
I felt like dying… Seeing Liam’s hands on her h!ps…. Instead of mine…. I felt like dying!! 😭
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